The Trinity Finally Explained

 
The Trinity teaches that God asked himself to go to earth to save mankind. Then, he agreed with himself and volunteered himself to himself to offer himself. Then, God impregnated a woman as himself, with himself. God prayed to himself and glorified himself repeatedly. God strengthened himself and talked to himself. Finally, God forsook himself and sacrificed himself to prove his loyalty to himself.

While dead he resurrected himself so he could exalt himself above himself. Then he sat at his own right hand and waited till he placed his enemies at his footstool. Finally, with Satan’s forced defeated, God would turn his kingdom over to himself that all

things would become everything to himself.