Mr. X: You these Muslims, your trousers are always above your ankles.

Me: Well, not everyone’s.

Mr. X: Ehn, but are the yards for your trousers not always complete?

Me: No, for someone like me, I buy enough, cut my trousers above my ankles so that there’ll be enough yards left to sew sense for those who have more yards than sense.

Mr. X: Haha, I see you there. But, tell me really, why do you?

Me: You know, Michael Jackson is my role model and I love how he wore his pants. That’s just it.

Mr. X: Hahaha, you think I don’t know you people that call yourself ‘teblik’.

Me: Well, I ain’t a ‘teblik’. It’s an emulation of how Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) wore his. Do you have a problem if I emulate the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) and not when I emulate Michael Jackson?

Mr. X: Ahh, this man, you are a snake, you won’t let me catch you.

End.

Answering A Fool According To His Folly

Mr. X: You these Muslims, your trousers are always above your ankles.

Me: Well, not everyone’s.

Mr. X: Ehn, but are the yards for your trousers not always complete?

Me: No. For someone like me, I buy enough, cut my trousers above my ankles so that there’ll be enough yards left to sew sense for those who have and wear more yards than sense.

Mr. X: Haha, I see you there. But, tell me really, why do you?

Me: You know, Michael Jackson is my role model and I love how he wore his pants. That’s just it.

Mr. X: Hahaha, you think I don’t know you people that call yourself ‘teblik’.

Me: Well, I ain’t a ‘teblik’. It’s an emulation of how Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) wore his. Do you have a problem if I emulate the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) and not when I emulate Michael Jackson?

Mr. X: Ahh, this man, you are a snake, you won’t let me catch you.

End.

Bashir Lucas Samson Lukman

Mr. X: You these Muslims, your trousers are always above your ankles.

Me: Well, not everyone’s.

Mr. X: Ehn, but are the yards for your trousers not always complete?

Me: No. For someone like me, I buy enough, cut my trousers above my ankles so that there’ll be enough yards left to sew sense for those who have and wear more yards than sense.

Mr. X: Haha, I see you there. But, tell me really, why do you?

Me: You know, Michael Jackson is my role model and I love how he wore his pants. That’s just it.

Mr. X: Hahaha, you think I don’t know you people that call yourself ‘teblik’.

Me: Well, I ain’t a ‘teblik’. It’s an emulation of how Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) wore his. Do you have a problem if I emulate the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) and not when I emulate Michael Jackson?

Mr. X: Ahh, this man, you are a snake, you won’t let me catch you.

End.

Bashir Lucas Samson Lukman

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