Mr. X: You these Muslims, your trousers are always above your ankles.
Me: Well, not everyone’s.
Mr. X: Ehn, but are the yards for your trousers not always complete?
Me: No, for someone like me, I buy enough, cut my trousers above my ankles so that there’ll be enough yards left to sew sense for those who have more yards than sense.
Mr. X: Haha, I see you there. But, tell me really, why do you?
Me: You know, Michael Jackson is my role model and I love how he wore his pants. That’s just it.
Mr. X: Hahaha, you think I don’t know you people that call yourself ‘teblik’.
Me: Well, I ain’t a ‘teblik’. It’s an emulation of how Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) wore his. Do you have a problem if I emulate the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) and not when I emulate Michael Jackson?
Mr. X: Ahh, this man, you are a snake, you won’t let me catch you.
End.
Answering A Fool According To His Folly
Mr. X: You these Muslims, your trousers are always above your ankles.
Me: Well, not everyone’s.
Mr. X: Ehn, but are the yards for your trousers not always complete?
Me: No. For someone like me, I buy enough, cut my trousers above my ankles so that there’ll be enough yards left to sew sense for those who have and wear more yards than sense.
Mr. X: Haha, I see you there. But, tell me really, why do you?
Me: You know, Michael Jackson is my role model and I love how he wore his pants. That’s just it.
Mr. X: Hahaha, you think I don’t know you people that call yourself ‘teblik’.
Me: Well, I ain’t a ‘teblik’. It’s an emulation of how Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) wore his. Do you have a problem if I emulate the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) and not when I emulate Michael Jackson?
Mr. X: Ahh, this man, you are a snake, you won’t let me catch you.
End.
Bashir Lucas Samson Lukman
Mr. X: You these Muslims, your trousers are always above your ankles.
Me: Well, not everyone’s.
Mr. X: Ehn, but are the yards for your trousers not always complete?
Me: No. For someone like me, I buy enough, cut my trousers above my ankles so that there’ll be enough yards left to sew sense for those who have and wear more yards than sense.
Mr. X: Haha, I see you there. But, tell me really, why do you?
Me: You know, Michael Jackson is my role model and I love how he wore his pants. That’s just it.
Mr. X: Hahaha, you think I don’t know you people that call yourself ‘teblik’.
Me: Well, I ain’t a ‘teblik’. It’s an emulation of how Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) wore his. Do you have a problem if I emulate the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) and not when I emulate Michael Jackson?
Mr. X: Ahh, this man, you are a snake, you won’t let me catch you.
End.
Bashir Lucas Samson Lukman
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