"But Remember"

Mr Bachelor

 

Hello ‘Mr. Bachelor’?,

The slayer and spinsters ‘Councellor’,

Mr. Nothing goes for ‘Something’,

Uncle something speaks for ‘Nothing’,

I know your magic wand is ‘Rotten’,

Like a creed ‘Forgotten’,

Since anything under the ‘Skirt’,

Is what makes most men to ‘Flirt’,

You’ve had your season standing ‘Tall’,

And you promised them a seasoning ‘Mall’,

”Fine Boy ” is what they call ‘You’,

As you continue to strike ‘through’,

I know you are still a ‘Barchelor’,

But remember some had once been ‘Bar-chair-lords’,

When the time comes it would ‘Halt’,

And I’m sure it would ‘Hurt’…….